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Serious Goose

$24.95

This black t-shirt features a stone-faced goose who has absolutely zero time for nonsense. It’s dry humor, feathered attitude, and quiet menace all rolled into one clean design. Printed on a classic black tee for maximum contrast and everyday wear, this shirt is perfect for anyone who prefers their jokes deadpan, their geese judgmental, and their honks strictly optional. Ideal for bird lovers, introverts, and anyone operating at a no-nonsense frequency. Dead serious. Zero honks.

Description

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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