Official Human Perch


Why not make your position official? Owning a bird definitely has it’s challenges, but it’s well worth it. You spend so much time carrying your avian friends around that you might even start to think you are a perch. This fun shirt is soft and comfortable, perfect for the perch and its perchees.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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