My Bird Ordered Takeout

It doesn’t matter how many tricks a dog knows, there are very few that are fluent in a human language. Parrots, on the other hand, can easily pick up or mimic all sorts of things, kind of like office Jones from Police Academy. This soft shirt would make a great snarky addition to any bird owner’s closet.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center