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Certified Scritch Machine

$24.95

This navy blue tee is for the human who knows their role—and performs it well. Soft, comfortable, and proudly official, the Certified Scritch Machine shirt celebrates your primary status as the go-to head-scritcher, chin-stroker, and all-around bird comfort specialist. Perfect for parrot parents, bird lovers, and anyone whose hands are never truly their own.

Description

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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